mother. friggin’. space. man.
And some people still think we’re alone here
AND SOME THINK EARTH IS MOST IMPORTANT
just think about this for a second, its mind-blowing
So yesterday my boss at Marshalls Came up to me and said that she’s putting my name on a list of people to watch because we aren’t scamming enough people to sign up for a rewards card… If you’ve never been to Marshalls, we have to push a tjx store brand credit card to customers and we apparently need to meet a quota, they told me that if I don’t get at least person to sign up for a card that they would have a meeting about my “performance”…
Nobody wants to sign up for a stupid credit card with a ridiculously high interest rate…. I can’t do anything if they say they don’t want one when I’m checking them out at the register…
Welp I lasted about a month at this job…. Woopeydedoo… :/
wilbur32557 said: Does it bother you at all that penguins eat fish?
Well penguins are FRICKING OMG adorable SOO not really :)
max91-me said: hi im max from italy 22 years old whats your name? where are you from? nice to meet you can you reply me in private as i can see when you reply me
Hi Max from Italy,
My name is Spartacus I’m 72 years old and I’m from The Pacific Ocean,… Yes I have a pet penguin.
Yay tumblr introductions.
I realize that I shall most likely get hate for this post by sjw or other people but I’m just gonna throw out my personal opinion on this
People who prefer to use pronouns that are not “of the norm” aka ( they, them, ze zer ect) ….
ya’ll gotta give people a chance and not get mad when they don’t understand why would you would use thoes pronouns.. I’m not trying to disregard genderqueer people at all.. But the truth of the matter is that he/she are the pronouns that are used by 99% of the worlds population… And you most likely are going to be gendered in public with either he or she pronouns.. Depending how how you present yourself.
They and them are also plural… So I can understand the confusion….
Again.. I understand the genderqueer identity.. But the pronouns are a bit confusing if you don’t identify as genderqueer…
I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER
men are fucking incredible
There is literally no gif as perfect as this one
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