remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif
Word kills War
I had a draw a doodle of myself in 3 minutes for an Urban Outfitters Interview… so I drew a tophat and a cape. #Capesfordays #tophats #UrbanOuttfitters
Anonymous said: Are you a mouthbreather because your mouth is open in every pic?
I mean… I have a mouth… And I like to breath with it.
Are you a sex offender? Because your message is anonymous.
Follow me on Instagram y’all
I’m bored so I’m going to write down my favorite pick up lines!:
Do you have a sunburn? Or are you always this hot?
Are you a parking ticket, cause you’ve got fine written all over you.
My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U
Excuse me I think in dropped something…. MY JAW!!! :O
Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless!!
You’re so fine! I wish I could plant you and grow a WHOLE field of you!
Are you a nickelodeon!? Cause your A-Dora-ble
Is your dad a drug dealer!? Cause your so Dope!
Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty!
You know what really Grinds my gears!?
I have no idea how the number things at Panera work! How do they know what table to go to!?
IM SO CONFUSED
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