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The Dyson Show - Number 255 →

This guy is hilarious! I found his channel this morning from reddit.

He’s been uploading videos for a year and only had 22 subscribers, he deserves many more! 

Alsoo if you watch his other videos.. I love how he gets disappointed when the camera doesn’t laugh 

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dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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x-heesy:

Word kills War

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I had a draw a doodle of myself in 3 minutes for an Urban Outfitters Interview… so I drew a tophat and a cape. #Capesfordays #tophats #UrbanOuttfitters

I had a draw a doodle of myself in 3 minutes for an Urban Outfitters Interview… so I drew a tophat and a cape. #Capesfordays #tophats #UrbanOuttfitters

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Anonymous said: Are you a mouthbreather because your mouth is open in every pic?

A what??
I mean… I have a mouth… And I like to breath with it.

Are you a sex offender? Because your message is anonymous.

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On a side note, ya’ll should read my hashtags… :3

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On a side note, ya’ll should read my hashtags… :3

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Pick up lines galore

I’m bored so I’m going to write down my favorite pick up lines!:

Do you have a sunburn? Or are you always this hot?

Are you a parking ticket, cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

My doctor says I’m lacking Vitamin U

Excuse me I think in dropped something…. MY JAW!!! :O

Life without you would be like a broken pencil, pointless!!

You’re so fine! I wish I could plant you and grow a WHOLE field of you!

Are you a nickelodeon!? Cause your A-Dora-ble

Is your dad a drug dealer!? Cause your so Dope!

Your body is 65% water and I’m thirsty!

Tagged: pick up linescheesecheesy pick up linesmmmhookuopickuplinesyeespick upgirlsboyssexy timesezsex all aroundsexwhaaaaat

Grinds my gears

You know what really Grinds my gears!?

I have no idea how the number things at Panera work! How do they know what table to go to!?
IM SO CONFUSED

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rainshading:

unamusedsloth:

Darth Vader and Son by Jeffrey Brown

That last one made me melt

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